वो कहते हैं शराब

वो कहते हैं शराब धीरे-धीरे जान लेती है। वैसे फर्क किसे पड़ता है, मरने की जल्दी भी किसे है।

Funny ..

जैसा कि मैंने पहले कहा था, मैं कभी अपनी बात नहीं दोहराता।

पूरी बोतल न सही

पूरी बोतल न सही एक जाम तो हो जाए, मिलना न सही दुआ-सलाम तो हो जाए, जिनकी याद में हम बीमार होकर बैठे हैं, उन्हें बुखार न सही, सर्दी-जुकाम तो हो जाए !! By.jazbaati jatt (Author)

I Love You...i Know

I Love You...i Know It's So Hard To Believe But Iy's To...\ni Fall For You, I Dont Know Y...\nits Just That I Love You...

वो वक़्त वो लम्हे कुछ अजीब होंगे!

वो वक़्त वो लम्हे कुछ अजीब होंगे!
दुनिया में हम खुश नसीब होंगे!
दूर से जब इतना याद करते है आपको!
क्या होगा जब आप हमारे करीब होंगे?

Christmas special

It's Not The Presents That Make Christmas So Special, It's The Presence Of Those You Love, Whether They Are With You In Person, Or Spirit.

एक अजनबी से बात क्या

एक अजनबी से बात क्या की कयामत हो गयी,
सारे शहर को इस बात की खबर हो गयी,
क्यो ना सजा दे इस कमबख्त दिल को,
दोस्ती का इरादा था और महोब्बत हो गयी..!!

Chak Asla Lyrics

Tu taan kalli ne maidan fateh kitte ne
Kalli ne maidan fateh kitte ne
Karha paa lai hun churriyan di thau te

Dabbdi ae kahto das jattiye
Chak asla banata tere nau te (x2)

Kehra laina das pistol tai
Laina thirty ya beretta nawa charhda
Laini shotgun vi tu dass de
Ya laini oh shikaar jihde naal main maarda (x2)

Tainu chedd nu je koi keh ke baggi titri
Chedd nu je koi keh ke baggi titri
Khamb shaag deyi ni ae osse kau de

Dabbdi aa kahto das jattiye
Chak asla banata tere nau te (x2)

Ki dena ae gulaab aa chocolata da
Lalli shalli je faraunde ae ta saare ne
Jatt nahio maada tera soniye
Bas shaunk hi ne atthre jo baahle ne (x2)

Jazbaati jeha banda ah jasaar aa
Jazbaati jeha banda ah jasaar aa
Likha dau jaan da beyaana tere nau te

Dabbdi ae kahto das jattiye
Chak asla banata tere nau te (x2)

Rakhi suit paake tu vi poore gadve
Main vi kurte laava ke maave rakhne
Rakhi sharam bana ki gehna apna
Sardar vi asula de ni paake ne

Pehle time utth japji vi parh li
Baahla gaali da ni sama biba sau ke

Dabbdi ae kahto das jattiye
Chak asla banata tere nau te (x2)

Bibi sundri de waris tu singhni
Bekhauf ho ke ghum jithe marji
Hundi kagaza di sher aa lagod ni
Na aivein ghurki jehi ton kite darr ji (x2)

Tu ta kalli ne maidan fateh kite ne
Karha paa lai hun churriyan di thaau te

Dabbdi ae kahto das jattiye
Chak asla banata tere nau te

Our First Meeting

by jazbaati jatt
I was in a good mood as I left my house that day,
Looking for a good time and to see what games I could play.

I didn’t realize that it would be my night to find true love,
Nor did I realize I would find my angel from above.

As I cruised down the road with the wind blowing my hair,
Smiling at nothing at all... happy without a care.

I found myself at the local pool place,
Walking up the stairs with a bouncing kind of pace.

I looked to the left then glanced to the right,
And then I saw you… what a handsome sight.

First I saw your eyes, blue with a touch of gray,
Then I saw your hair, uniqueness is your way.

Feeling convinced I could start a conversation,
I started walking towards you with the greatest reservation.

I notice my friend sitting next to you,
Where you two talking… something was obstructing my view,

So I walked closer to hear what was being said.
I was convinced I would talk to you before I went to bed,

So I started the conversation about your unusual hair.
Hoping to impress you with my evil flair!

You didn’t acknowledge me or what I said,
You made me feel pathetic my heart was as heavy as lead.

But then you turned around and looked me up and down,
I felt so stupid I felt like an ugly clown.

So I smiled gracefully and walked away,
Holding off the chill of the autumn month in May.

I sat with some friends to enjoy the rest of my night,
But when I turned around I got a small fright.

You came to collect your friend from our table,
But again you didn’t acknowledge me, did I have a stupid label.

With one last burst of courage I opened my mouth,
If you didn’t give me acknowledgement I’d run to the south.

I told you to sit down and have a drink with us,
I told you, you wouldn’t regret it you would get a plus.

You smiled at me with your warm caring face,
And suddenly I felt heaven was this place

25 New whatsapp Status

26). Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

27). SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.

28). Fall in love not in line.

29). Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.

30). I hate it when i ask “how are you?” just to be polite and end up getting a fucking life story.

31). You can disturb me any time if you don’t have time to do something.

32). We are on the same side Now. Four pegs at night will make me stringer

33). We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

34). If there is‘MONEY’….there is a million relatives and enemies.

35). Beauty Fades After Time, But my Personality Is Forever! …..(attitude whatsapp status)

36). If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. _ Wayne Dyer

37). I want the passion to loving me forever.

38). People are more what they hide than what they show

39). Wish My Parents were Like Google search. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete. …..(funny whatsapp status)

40). I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.

41). Love your girl like You love your hot Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

42). If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

43). Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

44). I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!    ……….(funny love status)

45). Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.

46). I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

47). I love my job only when I’m on vacation

48). When Sum One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason   _!_

49). Behind every successful man there is a Passion and Hard work.

50). Sometimes life is too hard to Be alone… And Sometimes life is too good to be alone

Friendship (Poem) with Russian Language

If a chum
begins acting rum,
Not a friend, not a foe,
but so...
And if suddenly you can't tell
If he means ill or well,
Take him off mountaineering -
dare!
But don't let him stray
away!
When he is roped on one rope
with you
You will find out if he is true.

If, as the chap scales,
the quails,
If his nerve starts to go,
and so -
He steps backwards appalled,
and falls
On a glacier, and bawls -
Then you will know in a trice -
no dice.
Chase him off - there is no use
in abuse:
You will do better - no doubt -
without him,
And do not sing about him.

If the chap doesn't moan,
or groan,
If, though angry or glum,
he will come,
And when you miss your step
and tumble,
He will hang on,
though he will grumble;
If he will stay with you
all the way
To the top, as though into the fray -
Then you will know that the man is a friend
You can trust to the end.

by Vladimir Vysotsky.

He lived a very intense life.
He worked in Theater and in the Cinema …he gave concerts,

He has left us his songs, his parts in films.

Clever Whatsapp Status

Clever Whatsapp Status by jazbaati jatt
My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Parents are gift of God, They have done everything to make you happy.
I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

Don't think about tomorrow,Think about the now!

Don't think about Future,Think about the Present!

Rules are made to the break!

Always try don't feel fail without try!

Attitude Whatsapp Status

Attitude Whatsapp Status by. Jazbaati jatt

I am not a special Person ,But I am just limited edition.

Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF

My style is unique don't copy it!

I don't hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who loves me.

I am Cool but Summer Days make me hot..

Attitude is a Small thing that makes a big difference...

Excellence is not a skill. It is an only attitude...

Attitude and personality are two different things.

Cool Whatsapp Status 2016

Cool Whatsapp Status by.jazbaati jatt

I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.

24 Hours Online!

People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!

!Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status….

Aql badam khane se nahi _thokar khane se aati hai.

Dil ko zubaan,_ Aankhon ko sapne mil gaye..??

Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night...

If Care Is Wave

If Care Is Wave I Gve U Sea. If Respect Is Leaf I Gve U Tree. If Trust Is Planet I Gve U Galaxy, If Frenship Is Life I Gve U Myself !

Emotional Sentence

Emotional Sentence By jazbaatijatt Longest Distance On Earth Isn't 4rm North 2 South, Its Wen I Stand Infront Of U N U Ignore Me..!!

हिन्दी Status

बरबाद कर देती है मोहब्बत हर मोहब्बत करने वाले को क्यूकि इश्क़ हार नही मानता और दिल बात नही मानता..!!